Jack's Smirking Revenge

Ask me anything   Submit   Ted. 19. Gryffindor. Water Bender. I like a lot of random stuff and I post about most of it. I act like a kid way too much and I am a hopeless romantic. Follow me, if you wish; Care, I do not.

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adrianestpierre:

Gaston really is the most terrifying Disney villain because he could be anyone in the world.

Later he convinces the whole town to set up his wedding with the knowledge that the would-be bride would be thrown into it. Everyone finds his creepy-ass tactics as cute and “boys will be boys” esque. So yeah, he is terrifying.

Yeah, the truly scary thing about Beauty and the Beast isn’t that Gaston exists, but that society fucking loves him. People who deride the movie by saying it’s about Stockholm Syndrome are ignoring that it’s actually about the various ways that truly decent people get othered by society. People don’t trust the Beast because of the way he looks, which only feeds his anger issues and pushes him further away. Gaston isn’t the only one who criticizes Belle for being bookish, either; the whole town says there must be something wrong with her. And her father gets carted off to a mental asylum for being just a little eccentric.

Howard Ashman, who collaborated on the film’s score and had a huge influence on the movie’s story and themes, was a gay man who died of AIDS shortly after work on the film was completed. If you watch the film with that in mind, the message of it becomes clear. Gaston demonstrates that bullies are rewarded and beloved by society as long as they possess a certain set of characteristics, while nice people who don’t are ostracized. The love story between Belle and the Beast is about them finding solace in each other after society rejects them both.

Notice how the Beast reacts when the whole town comes for him. He’s not angry, he’s sad. He’s tired. And he almost gives up because he has nothing to live for. But then he sees that Belle has come back for him, and suddenly he does. In the original fairy tale, the Beast asks Belle to marry him every night, and the spell is broken when she accepts. In the Disney movie, he waits for her to love him, because he cannot love himself. That’s how badly being ostracized from society and told that you’re a monster all your life can fuck with your head and make you stop seeing yourself as human.

Society rewards the bullies because we’ve been brought up to believe that their victims don’t belong. That if someone doesn’t fit in, then they have to be put in their place, or destroyed. And this movie demonstrates that this line of thinking is wrong. It’s so much deeper than a standard “be yourself” message, and that’s why it’s one of my favorite Disney movies.

I’ll always reblog this

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mishawinsexster:

In which Elle Woods is smarter than Sam Winchester.

If we are going with the premise that Elle will be better than Sam at anything she puts her mind to because she is just that awesome, can you imagine how awesome at hunting, or at least research for hunting, she would be?

Just the thought of Sam’s pout upon meeting her makes me giggle.

I want this crossover at least 90% more than all the other crossovers.

We shall call it Supernaturally Blonde.

Supernaturally Blonde. Yes. I want it. Elle killing demons with a perky attitude.

YES.

OH MY GOD I DIDN’T KNOW I NEEDED THIS UNTIL NOW

I’M NOT EVEN IN THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM ANYMORE AND I NEED THIS.

SHE’D SHOW UP TO A HUNT IN PINK KITTY HEELS AND RECITE THE LATIN FOR AN EXORCISM PERFECTLY AND HAVE A BEJEWLED SHOTGUN AND DEAN WOULD HAVE AN ANEURYSM

"You killed a tulpa by yourself?"
"What, like it’s hard?"

Can I ship her with Sam?

Yes.

as long as she doesn’t sleep with him

we all know what happens to the girls Sam sleeps with

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how to easily publicly embarrass yourself in 8 easy steps

  1. turn the radio on
  2. hear jason derulo
  3. decide to butt dance to talk dirty while at a stoplight
  4. turn radio off
  5. realize ur not alone at the stoplight
  6. hear applause coming from other car at the stoplight
  7. look out window, see middle aged woman laughing so hard she is weeping at the stoplight
  8. be stuck at stoplight for another five minutes while woman continues to cry, applaud, yell “get it girl”

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vriskamademedoit:

For those who don’t know, the voice for the faceless old woman is the actress who played Matilda.

And her voice is amazing.

turnitonandhide:

vriskamademedoit:

For those who don’t know, the voice for the faceless old woman is the actress who played Matilda.

And her voice is amazing.

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Musical theatre people be like

TRU THO OMG

This guy is the only one who has managed to make consistently good and offensive vines. 

Thomas Sanders is the king of vines and anyone can fight me on this.

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I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside…

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I would marry this man

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— 6 days ago

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i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

This is what I always say about space.

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The Incredibles (2004)

DID DASH JUST MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HIS SISTER SUCKING SOMEONE…

No wonder why she attacked him.

I NEVER GOT THAT JOKE WHEN I WAS LITTLE I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS BECAUSE SHE JUST HAD A CRUSH ON HIM

Something tells me she already ate Tony’s loaf…

Did nobody notice Tony’s last name? Rydinger?

RIDING HER.

welp

Oh.

holy shit

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faked the whole squad

Extraordinary levels of finesse

faked the shit out the cameraman 

thisshitfunny:

youngharlemnigga:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

Extraordinary levels of finesse

faked the shit out the cameraman 

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 You see, there are still faint glimmers of civilization left in this barbaric slaughterhouse that was once known as humanity. Indeed that’s what we provide in our own modest, humble, insignificant… oh, fuck it.

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